Turning JAPAneZA

Turning JAPAneZA

1. You must make the peace sign every time you take a PHOTO with a bunch

 of cute little Japanese girls.

2. You must BOW…..and continue bowing as you retreat from the store you

bought your morning coffee from.

3. You must meet “Sumo Tei’s” (a restaurant) chef, an ex SUMO and tackle his  

sumo size food servings.

4. You must high five every Japanese SKI lift personal who are excited that your

there….. (yes..this DID happen!)

5. You must take your husbands word for it when he says he saw a BILLY

GOAT CROSS BEAR when hiking the back country …(also known as kamoshika)

6. You must experience an ONSEN naked… with 3 other little Japanese 70 year

old ladies that speak more English than you do Japanese and are demon skiers

on the slopes next to you snowboarding.

7. You must take a sashimi cooking class with the SAMURAI master chef, that

works at your hotel and INSISTS on showing you, how to sashimi it with his

enormous knives.

8. You must take photos when going to see a pseudo 60’s AUSTIN POWER

Japanese music band at the bar across from your hotel…. Gold entertainment!

9. You must make it a priority to consume all the BEER from the hotels beer 

vending machine… one of a hundred different vending machines in the front

entrance alone.

10. You must, at least once, try and run to catch the train with high heel boots

and a mini skirt, while there is black ice and SNOW on the road. These Japanese

girls have endless talents!

Hmmm Japan its good to be back